Sunday, June 21, 2009

Matters of Life



My opinion is that the planet we live on is a truly amazing place, you can step back and look at the life you are leading, and see how fundamentally it has changed just over the past couple of months, and it is just truly amazing, radical, and profound in every aspect, life is like a bright shining supernova. The world is very, very good. I look in the sky and see thousands of stars and wonder which ones harbor planets with advanced life, but there can be no question which one has the prettiest girls. My opinion is that evolution favors individuals who celebrate and embrace change, and folks who resist change are evolutionary dead ends, they are slow, and they are terrified of change, and they will go extinct within a couple of years and will leave no legacy, they are inconsequential to the future of the universe. They are not tough enough to tolerate life's turbulence; the world will unforgivingly march forward without them, and they will be left behind in the dust.

I fell in love with girl (rarely a money-saving proposition). Last Tuesday she contacted me and told me she is three weeks late, and thinks she is pregnant. Her name is Christina G., she is 23 y/o, she has exact same birthday as me (precisely one decade later), she is smart (far more intelligent than me), spunky, sexy as hell, she wears glasses, she is bursting with energy, she drinks red Wine, and eats chicken fingers with ketchup, she lives in Manila, and is studying to be nurse, she looks like Asian version of Sarah Palin, she is a beautiful goddess and a gorgeous princess and I truly adore her with all of my heart, and I want to spend every waking moment of my life with her, but how? Does anybody know trustworthy paternity test center? I have no idea how the logistics would work, one wonders if it would even be necessary if the baby is light-skinned, tall, thin, with blue-green eyes and arrives in the world singing the praises of emerging market index funds.

We live on an incredible planet, where such matters of life happen every day and are routine, we live in the Wild, Wild West of the Milky Way, where there are no laws and you can do anything you want, you are just living your life and suddenly everything changes in a flash. Short time with person thousands of kilometers away suddenly creates a whole new human lineage. The world is profound and every action you take is unprecedented, nobody can predict what will happen next. My opinion is people like Christina are the future of the planet, she is smart, she is fast, she is demanding, she is assertive, her people will rule the planet within a decade or two, her world is unquestionably the power center of the planet over the next few decades, for the foreseeable future of humanity. It makes me proud to procreate with Asian girl instead of spoiled white girl who lives in rich country, this is my contribution to evolution. I view my relationship with Christina as a fuck you to white girls worldwide.

Before anyone gets too excited, she is not even confirmed pregnant, but I'm speculating what could be next step. I believe the most frugal course of action would be to send money to Christina every month, it would be far more frugal to have her raise child there, outsourced and off-shored, instead of me here; the baby would turn out less spoiled than if it were raised in America. It is not an option for me to move in with her since I don't have visa, likewise she doesn't have visa to move here and anyways she wouldn't want to live in a dying country with bad weather. Restrictive international immigration laws, artificial boundaries which politicians put on land, mess up everything and destroy relationships. Maybe I could visit two times a year or so, for short time only since I don't have visa to stay long time. It is my desire to spend the rest of my life with Christina, and give her a giant hug and make out with her all night long and tell her what a wonderful human being she is, but international immigration laws dictate otherwise. Immigration should be free, open, and total; anybody should be able to go anywhere they want whenever they want. International borders are an obsolete concept and they should all be torn down.

31 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Jesus Christ. I can't wait to read the suicidal entry you write when you find out that the kid isn't yours.

Anonymous said...

Well my friend, what on earth were you doing having unprotected sex? Now grab hold of your manhood and get some sense into your thick bone head!

You are mesmerized by the third world, however, don't kid yourself, this woman would sell her soul to come to the United States.

If she is pregnant, then by all means you need to find a way to support that child. I am sure there are american doctors in Manila who can do a DNA test for you. Send her the money to get a pregnancy test and then find out if the baby is yours.

If it is, then you will need to make an appt. with a immigration lawyer to figure out the next step.

What on earth were you thinking?

When were you in Manila? I thought you went to Thailand.

Good Luck.

Joey said...

Don't kid yourself (yes, I'm aware of the pun).

If you wanted her here, you could marry her, bring her, file the papers, and make it work. Ditto if you wanted to move there. Millions of people do it both ways each year; it's not rocket science.

It's your decision, but don't pretend your hands are tied, because you know they aren't. Good luck.

Anonymous said...

which brothel did she work at?

dreamfool said...

As someone said if you really want to be with her (whether she is pregnant or not), you can find a way to do it.

There are things money cannot buy. You decide what they are and how important they meant to you.

DogAteMyFinances said...

This is a lot to take in, and maybe a lot of change. Good luck to both of you.

guinness416 said...

If you really want to be with her there's always a way. My marriage attests to that. BTW, be careful about the "spoiled kid" assumptions, my inlaws' kids in Dhaka are little princes and princesses. But that's down the line. Good luck.

Sallie's Niece said...

FB I usually defend you but man...just reread what you wrote a few times. I have no words but I really do hope it works out for the best.

Anonymous said...

LoL

You people are overreacting to his post because its not really him talking right now. He's obviously love smitten and the other head is in control.

Anonymous said...

what makes you think she wants to spend the rest of her life with you?

FB @ FabulouslyBroke.com said...

How do you keep up with the (mostly) Anon commenters? :) I'm surprised you haven't banned that yet.

But hey.. makes for interesting comment reading.

Anyway.. I think the third Anon had the best point. You've got to pay for a pregnancy test, pay for an American doctor to verify the DNA is yours.. and then figure out how to get her to move to the US to be with you.

Anyone in those countries (and I would know, as I am in Canada and even *I* want to move to the U.S.), would LOVE to move to the U.S. as it opens up more options.

Er.. I'd also make sure she wants to marry you too/be with you forever re: the last Anon's comment.

And to think about what you're saying here. Think long and hard because this is a BIG STEP, having a child with someone you don't.. really know (unless you've been dating her secretly?) and then having to get her to immigrate into the States..

Egads.

Good luck, however! Wishing you the best, and can't wait to hear the happy updates.

(P.S. I would also advise you not to kid yourself about third world kids being less spoiled or being raised a different way. It's true as a generalization, but .. damn, from what I've seen on my travels and with my family, I'm starting to change my mind).

FB @ FabulouslyBroke.com said...

Oh.. and not to sound callous.. but any way to verify the baby bump that is happening?

Maybe you need to make a trip there to check 'er out..

I don't want to be totally cynical here, but I've heard some pretty crazy (true) stories about what girls will do in those countries to get to the U.S. by hooking an American citizen.

F said...

Good luck, FB!
Good advice, FB (the other FB)!

Single Guy Money said...

Wow - I really wasn't expecting to read something like that. When in the hell did this happen?

Before I started sending money, I would sure as hell make sure the kid is mine.

I hope it all works out for you.

Anonymous said...

YOU GOT PWNED!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pwned

Anonymous said...

Get your head out of your.....oops I mean the clouds! As someone who has lived in one of those glorious developing countries you talk so often about, you need to start seeing the real world for what it is.

Firstly: Most people who live and work there(if they work) are yes definitely more street smart and cunning than your average American, including YOU! However, because they live in such corrupt countries with little rights, they have to be. Why, because their systems and their politicians have them all too busy fighting amongst themselves over scraps to be the least bit interested in uniting and challenging their oppressors. It's the cleverest that realize their countries are lost causes and IMMIGRATE to places like the USA, Canada and other western countries where their intelligence and skills are valued and appreciated. They breathe new life into our country (the USA) and our system (even with all it's faults) makes best use of their talents and keeps propelling our society forward. One main reason I've been disagreeing with some of your posts that glorify these places is that vacationing is one thing, but you've never actually have lived and worked in any of these places. We are one of the few western countries that because of immigration actually has a healthy level of replacement and will hopefully pay for our social programs (little) but nonetheless, long after other western countries.

Secondly, I'd be vary wary of someone you've met on vacationing in one of these places who puts out so quickly, then turns up pregnany. I know, I know your the exception because she told you that you're special and she normally doesn't put out so quickly but there was something about you( maybe your passport?).
Paternity question, easy. Just tell her that if the kid is yours, you'll support the kid. Paternity test? A quick swab of the child's mouth, put in a test tube and about $900. This way if she's so certain the kid's yours, she'll have it. If not, well in a few weeks she say it was a false alarm.
Finally, if you wanted to you could easily move there, many expats already do.
Good luck and hopefully you'll stop talking out of your ass soon and start posting good reads like before......

Anonymous said...

Get your head out of your.....oops I mean the clouds! As someone who has lived in one of those glorious developing countries you talk so often about, you need to start seeing the real world for what it is.

Firstly: Most people who live and work there(if they work) are yes definitely more street smart and cunning than your average American, including YOU! However, because they live in such corrupt countries with little rights, they have to be. Why, because their systems and their politicians have them all too busy fighting amongst themselves over scraps to be the least bit interested in uniting and challenging their oppressors. It's the cleverest that realize their countries are lost causes and IMMIGRATE to places like the USA, Canada and other western countries where their intelligence and skills are valued and appreciated. They breathe new life into our country (the USA) and our system (even with all it's faults) makes best use of their talents and keeps propelling our society forward. One main reason I've been disagreeing with some of your posts that glorify these place, vacationing is one thing, but you've never lived and worked in any of these places. We are one of the few western countries that because of immigration actually has a healthy level of replacement and will hopefully pay for our social programs (little) but nonetheless, long after other western countries. Not only this, but immigrants who become citizens are prouder and more patriotic Americans than so called bible belt republicans or yes we can democrats.

Secondly, I'd be vary wary of someone you've met on vacationing in one of these places who puts out so quickly, then turns up pregnant. I know, I know your the exception because she told you that you're special and she normally doesn't put out so quickly but there was something about you( maybe your passport?).
Paternity question, easy. Just tell her that if the kid is yours, you'll support the kid. Paternity test? A quick swab of the child's mouth, put in a test tube and about $900. This way if she's so certain the kid's yours, she'll have it. If not, well in a few weeks she say it was a false alarm.

Finally, if you wanted to you could easily move there, many expats already do.
Good luck and hopefully you'll stop talking out of your ass soon and start posting good reads like before......

Cheap or Frugal? said...

Holy Shit! Congratulations?

Anonymous said...

Congratulations! You now have learned about the economics of First World to Third World economics.

Anonymous said...

You've fooled a lot of people.

Anonymous said...

A post about fatherhood in fathers day? Hmm.....

Anonymous said...

Why?

J.N. Urbanski said...

I agree; this girl is incredibly smart. I hope you've got an emergency budget for the time when she turns up on your doorstep. I'm looking forward to hearing all about your skillful frugality when that happens.

Anonymous said...

LOL Dude, you are brain damaged! Seriously and irrevocably brain damaged. After reading this and other illustrious entries of yours, I think I can safely say that white girls everywhere would say 'fuck you' first. You are a man whore who probably has all manner of STDs and, if that isn't bad enough, you are now leaving your bastard seed all over the place. Nasty. By the sounds of it, you can barely take care of yourself which is why you live such an insular and isolated life. Your attitude is retarded and I can only hope that that chick (if she isn't a figment of your imaginagtion) spontaneously aborts.

Jin6655321 said...

I can't say I agree with some (most) of your posts but I think it took a lot of courage for you to share something personal about yourself. I hope things work out for you.

sassy saver said...

this sounds like a scam. Any girl who sleeps with a stranger and doesn't know them is not to be trusted. obviously, if she really is pregnant, she planned to get pregnant. Obviously she is smart, b/c you said she is studying to be a nurse...so its not like she can play dumb.
FB - i wouldn't tell her where you live or any information about you until you know 100% sure its your kids and she really is pregnant. i would also have an american doctor in the US do the paternity test. don't trust her. be careful. she will take all your money! there is a story i know about a man i know (older gent, 50's) that met and fell in love with thai girl. brought her to states. and he invited her to live with him. she acted like she loved him and was taking money out of the bank little by little...everyone found out about it when he was dying and saw all the empty accounts and charged up credit cards. and she even made him sign a document releasing more money to her on his dying bed.

Anonymous said...

So many cycnical comments. Man people, there are really good people out there...you know? If you don't believe that what do you believe...

FB - good luck. You will know the right path for you when you come to it. Look forward to later posts.

Kevin M said...

Two thoughts:

1) Is it April Fools' Day already?

2) Who hijacked Frugal Bachelor's blogger account?

Anonymous said...

Boarders are meant to preserve what has been worked hard on to create. Would you want an open boarder to your house? People who didn't have one would just waltz on in. Also you sound pretty racist with your 'white girl' comments. There are plenty of white girls who grow up in harsh conditions and plenty of other races who don't. But I think it is besides the point because it just seems like you are bitter about them. Also, as far as 'her kind' taking over the world in 10 years, well I think it's already been that way for, well forever.

twc said...

goodness gracious. i've been away fromt the blogging world for a couple of months and this is what i came back to. should i say congratulations? maybe goodluck and blessings are more appropriate.

true, you should check first the paternity of the kid. suggesting a test may hurt the girl's feelings but hey, it's the only way you can be sure, if it is that important to you. if not, and you love her truly, then just go ahead and marry her. stay here or take them there, both can be unfrugal, but at least you're together.

best of luck!